Kids today don't appreciate consoles anymore.
Like in my day, we had cool stuff, like super blurry images over antenna cable, which was super awesome, because you could jump onto stuff as a hedgehog.
@maxine (loudly, almost uncomfortably) WE HAD MONOCHROMATIC 80x24 TEXT ONLY TERMINALS AND WE LIKED IT… (headnods)
And with "kids today", I mean 20 year olds