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someone to click the logo with the bucket tool ... $800,000

someone help me budget this my mastodon is dying

@behold3r Mastodons are extinct, so I want your pet mastodon to thrive.

Maybe get some sponsorship from casinos and get the mastodon a lil' freezer?

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turning a big dial taht says "Purple" on it and constantly looking back at the user base for approval like a contestant on the price is right.

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