Pikachu is not a goddamn mouse, and i don't care what the games tell me. It's some kind of small bear or marsupial perhaps, possibly a raccoon of some type, but it is Extremely Not a Mouse

@swiff cyndaquil and sandshrew are also "mouse pokémon"

@behold3r
*My beverage glass immediately shatters in my grip as i hear you say those words*

@InternetEh @behold3r @georgespolitzer Ultimately, the question of what pikachu is is of lesser importance to me than emphatically arguing that it is not-- as Nintendo would have us believe-- an electric rodent of any kind

Follow

@swiff @InternetEh @georgespolitzer all pokémon are descendants of mew ergo pikachu is a cat

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Mootech

Small, friendly instance for friends. Come join us and be cute and soft and small and cute.